Vinny… You’re horny and desperate, we get it. You can stop now.  

miocuginovinny: 

Here’s a few tips, kid. When you want to make your cousin uncomfortable this is what you could do.

1. Tell embarrassing stories about them
2. Fart when their friends are around
3. Flirt with their girlfriend/boyfriend

Here is what you don’t do

1. Post porn gifs about how you rode his dick before he left
2. Tell him you miss sucking his cock

Now write that down, because you might forget and we wouldn’t want you embarrassing yourself anymore. 

Fuck you. 

(Source: maggieborbon)