January 2012
471 posts
OOC: It's not fun to be the only Borbon in town so...
elle-lowsley:
Which isn’t always a bad thing. Sometimes it’s good to fall in love quickly. You might just meet Mr. Right!
Sometimes it’s not, guys can be mean. I hope so, I’m tired of waiting for Mr. Right, he’s late.
elle-lowsley:
Well, yeah, I am pretty rich. But I’m also super picky and a bitch, let’s be honest. So I don’t do well in relationships. Which doesn’t matter to me really. Because no one meets my standards. Yet, anyway.
Oh, sorry. I said ”love”, I meant ”life” but that’s a pretty good answer. I’m easy to get, I fall in love easily.
elle-lowsley:
Thanks Maggie! I try! Oh no, totally not worth it. Getting hit by a car could majorly mess up your face or something. Let all your beauty go to waste. Or you could become paralyzed and people would have to help you go to the bathroom and stuff. Oh no, he is not worth that. I’ll have to try that sometime. I’m all for easy stuff in life.
You don’t need to. You’re...
elle-lowsley:
Like I know that she’s pregnant and all that, and he likes her or whatever. But family comes first. Blood is thicker than water! You’re blood and, well, she’s water.
You should really come first and he should have said something. What if you were dying? And he didn’t give you the money! Then he’d feel like an ass. That must be frustrating for you, dear. I’m sorry you have to go...
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elle-lowsley:
Yeah, probably. I mean, let’s be honest. You really are prettier. If I were her, I’d be super jealous. That’s probably why she said rude things to you. Jealous girls do that, you know. That sucks that she was treating you that way. Juan is your cousin; family comes first. Oh I know! I love gay guys, they are amazing.
I KNOW RIGHT. And the worst part is that he didn’t...
elle-lowsley:
Only 48? God, Maggie, he could be your dad. Ryon? Really? Get outta here! She seems so sweet. Ah, I guess that’s how it is with nice girls. They’re never as good as they seem. If you ever need somewhere to stay, I have lots of rooms in my house. Good. I don’t want you to be in a bad situation. You’re young! You should be out having fun.
I thought she was nice too but she said...
elle-lowsley:
Darling, he’s twice your age. Why did you need a place to stay? I thought you were living with Juan. Is everything okay?
He’s not that old, he’s only 48. No, I was living with Juan but then I moved out because his wife is a bitch. I was living in a small room that I rented but I couldn’t afford the rent. I’m okay, don’t worry, he’s a nice...
elle-lowsley:
Maggie, are you serious?
Yes, Ellen. I’m super serious, I needed a place to stay and he told me I could stay with him so now we’re dating.
¿Quién me va a curar el corazón partío?
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You know I never wanted to hurt you
And what about me?
I gotta leave but I’ll miss you
I’ve got to move on and be who I am
I just don’t belong here, I hope you understand
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Vincent and David, can you two please stop?
mr-david-carter:
But you’re NOT minding your own business. The adults were talking, and suddenly you stuck your beloved beak in, remember?
The adults? Really? And I needed to say something because you weren’t minding your own business in the first place, otherwise, none of this would’ve happened.
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Vincent and David, can you two please stop?
mr-david-carter:
I know that you’re a bitch by…well, just by looking at you. No amount of surgery is going to fix that, sweetheart.
Yes, I am a bitchy, a slut, a whore, whatever you want to call me but at least I’m minding my own business and not being bitter and annoying like you. And I’m sorry, I don’t want to fix anything, I love my nose the way it is. I don’t...
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Vincent and David, can you two please stop?
mr-david-carter:
You don’t know me and you felt free to jump in there. Do you even know Isolde? You’re allowed to stick your oddly shaped little nose in where it doesn’t belong but I’m not?
I know that you’re a jerk for the way you talked about Isolde. And my nose is perfect, Sweetie. Thanks to Dr. Robert Rey.
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Vincent and David, can you two please stop?
mr-david-carter:
maggieborbon:
mr-david-carter:
Your cousin isn’t that royal. You’re fucking almost-royalty.
No, asshole. I’M ROYALTY.
And you still can’t get anyone to fuck you but your cousin? And the only other person who fucked him he had to buy.
I don’t fuck my cousin and stop talking about Juan. You don’t know him.
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Vincent and David, can you two please stop?
mr-david-carter:
maggieborbon:
miocuginovinny:
mr-david-carter:
miocuginovinny:
We’ve got the same shit going on in our heads man. I’m Vinny, by the way.
David, pleasure. I don’t even know this bitch yapping at me now.
She’s nobody, really. Just ignore her and she’ll go away
Nobody? I’m fucking royalty. YOU’RE NOBODY.
Your cousin isn’t that royal. You’re fucking...
genevieveevander:
At a photoshoot today.
You look so tan in that first pic.
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Vincent and David, can you two please stop?
miocuginovinny:
mr-david-carter:
miocuginovinny:
We’ve got the same shit going on in our heads man. I’m Vinny, by the way.
David, pleasure. I don’t even know this bitch yapping at me now.
She’s nobody, really. Just ignore her and she’ll go away
Nobody? I’m fucking royalty. YOU’RE NOBODY.
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Vincent and David, can you two please stop?
elle-lowsley:
Amen to that, Maggie. You’re fucking awesome. Guys who are sexually frustrated taking out their angst on Isolde, who I, personally, would fuck too. She’s hot. They’re just mad she probably wouldn’t give them the time of day. Isolde, you’re sexy, hun. Work it
She is, guys can be such jerks. You’re lucky that you’re a lesbian. I wish I was gay.
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dancingjuice:
Jessica Lowndes- I Wish I Was Gay
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Vincent and David, can you two please stop?
mr-david-carter:
Classy? Says the girl who constantly posts about fucking her cousin?
Really? That again? Shut up, David. You’re a pathetic little man.
Vincent and David, can you two please stop?
What give you two the right to call someone a slut? What gives you two the right to judge and talk about her looks? Because Vinny, you have awesome abs but your face is fucked up, so you should stop talking about her and look at yourself. David, I don’t even find you attractive, I could find ten guys just like you in a gay pride parade so you’re not that special, if she fucked you then...
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Vinny... You're horny and desperate, we get it....
miocuginovinny:
Here’s a few tips, kid. When you want to make your cousin uncomfortable this is what you could do.
Tell embarrassing stories about them
Fart when their friends are around
Flirt with their girlfriend/boyfriend
Here is what you don’t do
Post porn gifs about how you rode his dick before he left
Tell him you miss sucking his cock
Now write that down, because you might forget...
Vinny... You're horny and desperate, we get it....
miocuginovinny:
Sure you don’t. I bet if he whipped out his dick you’d hop on it before his girlfriend could
Shut up, Vincent.
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Vinny... You're horny and desperate, we get it....
miocuginovinny:
Because you’re fucking hilarious. I’m desperate and horny but you want to fuck your cousin. Try to run your mouth about my life when you’re done acting like a sick bitch
I don’t want to fuck Juan, I just like making him uncomfortable, that’s all.
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Vinny... You're horny and desperate, we get it....
miocuginovinny:
Why are you laughing?
Vinny... You're horny and desperate, we get it....
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slvauryon-dachennes:
Excuse me, but you don’t know me and you don’t know the whole the story, so don’t act as if you do because it’s just plain rude. You come in here acting all high and mighty like you own the place, but I think you’re jealous. Jealous that I can keep my baby and that I have someone that loves me like Juan someone who wouldn’t abandon me and that I don’t need to give two...
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Text to Avery
Maggie: Sup slut
Vinny: Uhhhh...
Maggie: G.N.O, what do you think?
Vinny: I'm gonna assume that you didn't mean to text me
Maggie: Rude... I thought we were friends, Avery.
Vinny: This is Vinny..........
Maggie: Oh, sorry. If you're the ''hooker'' on my phone.. I can't remember how I saved Avery's number, do you have her number?
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Text to Avery
Maggie: Sup slut
Vinny: Uhhhh...
Maggie: G.N.O, what do you think?
Vinny: I'm gonna assume that you didn't mean to text me
Maggie: Rude... I thought we were friends, Avery.
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Text to Avery
Maggie: Sup slut
Vinny: Uhhhh...
Maggie: G.N.O, what do you think?
Text to Avery
Maggie: Sup slut
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aidan-murray asked: You look fierce.