OOC: It’s not fun to be the only Borbon in town so unfollow Maggie, guys.  

elle-lowsley: 

Which isn’t always a bad thing. Sometimes it’s good to fall in love quickly. You might just meet Mr. Right!

Sometimes it’s not, guys can be mean. I hope so, I’m tired of waiting for Mr. Right, he’s late. 

(Source: pointblake)

elle-lowsley: 

Well, yeah, I am pretty rich. But I’m also super picky and a bitch, let’s be honest. So I don’t do well in relationships. Which doesn’t matter to me really. Because no one meets my standards. Yet, anyway.

Oh, sorry. I said ”love”, I meant ”life” but that’s a pretty good answer. I’m easy to get, I fall in love easily. 

(Source: pointblake)

elle-lowsley: 

Thanks Maggie! I try! Oh no, totally not worth it. Getting hit by a car could majorly mess up your face or something. Let all your beauty go to waste. Or you could become paralyzed and people would have to help you go to the bathroom and stuff. Oh no, he is not worth that. I’ll have to try that sometime. I’m all for easy stuff in life.

You don’t need to. You’re rich, aren’t you? Your love is probably super easy 

(Source: pointblake)

elle-lowsley:

Like I know that she’s pregnant and all that, and he likes her or whatever. But family comes first. Blood is thicker than water! You’re blood and, well, she’s water.

You should really come first and he should have said something. What if you were dying? And he didn’t give you the money! Then he’d feel like an ass. That must be frustrating for you, dear. I’m sorry you have to go through all that.

Oh my God, you’re so wise, I wanna hug you right now. I even thought about getting in front of a car so he’d feel bad but that wouldn’t be worth it. Date gay guys is easier. 

(Source: pointblake)

elle-lowsley: 

Yeah, probably. I mean, let’s be honest. You really are prettier. If I were her, I’d be super jealous. That’s probably why she said rude things to you. Jealous girls do that, you know. That sucks that she was treating you that way. Juan is your cousin; family comes first. Oh I know! I love gay guys, they are amazing.  

I KNOW RIGHT. And the worst part is that he didn’t say anything about it, he just ignored… I didn’t even want to live with him in the first place, he insisted and said we were family and all kinds of bullshits and now he’s ignoring him, I asked him to lend me some money and he completely ignored me. He’s just like the rest of my family so I don’t need him. 

(Source: pointblake)

elle-lowsley: 

Only 48? God, Maggie, he could be your dad. Ryon? Really? Get outta here! She seems so sweet. Ah, I guess that’s how it is with nice girls. They’re never as good as they seem. If you ever need somewhere to stay, I have lots of rooms in my house. Good. I don’t want you to be in a bad situation. You’re young! You should be out having fun.

I thought she was nice too but she said some awful things to me, I think she’s jealous of me because I’m prettier than her and I know Juan since I was born. Thank you, that’s very nice of you, I’ll let you know if I need a place to stay. Believe me, I’m having fun, gay guys are the best. 

(Source: pointblake)

(Source: speccialneeds)

elle-lowsley:

Darling, he’s twice your age. Why did you need a place to stay? I thought you were living with Juan. Is everything okay?

He’s not that old, he’s only 48. No, I was living with Juan but then I moved out because his wife is a bitch. I was living in a small room that I rented but I couldn’t afford the rent. I’m okay, don’t worry, he’s a nice guy… He’s gay and he’s using me as a beard because his children are visiting him, not a real thing. 

(Source: pointblake)

elle-lowsley: 

Maggie, are you serious?

Yes, Ellen. I’m super serious, I needed a place to stay and he told me I could stay with him so now we’re dating. 

(Source: pointblake)